The details: Even though the trip ended on a decidedly low note of me waking up at 2 am with food poisoning that didn't abate until somewhere over Burma (the only upside being that while I was confined to Dana's bathroom in the wee hours of the Delhi morning, huddled on the cold tile floor with my head resting gingerly on the toilet seat, I got to enjoy a few extra hours snuggling with the newest addition to Dana and BJ's life of bohemian chic mid-twentidom: Lalu the most adorable puppy east or west of Oakland California), on balance, it was wonderful.
The trip began in earnest in the Bangkok airport, where, waiting to board our flight to Calcutta, we heard the following announcements:
"Now boarding rows 17-35". Ok, we're row 2, we'll wait. 7 minutes pass.
"Now boarding rows 16-35". Ok, that's only one more row, why did you even bother. We wait. 2 minutes pass.
"LAST CALL FOR CALCUTTA IF YOU'RE NOT ON THIS BLOODY PLANE IN TEN SECONDS WE WILL LEAVE YOUR SORRY ASS BEHIND"
Welcome to India, a land so supremely confident in its god-given right to be as illogical as it wants whenever it wants, thank you sir madam please enjoy some tea, that you really just can't argue.
So we hurry onto the plane, fly to Calcutta, make our way to the train station (after our taxi driver took us somewhere else entirely, no matter that our destination was actually printed out in bold letters right in front of him on the pre-paid receipt, clear as day--it was our fault and we were shit-for-brains tourist louts who should obviously fork over a hefty tip to make up for the trouble we'd caused), and there, amidst the swarming sea of Indians and stray dogs, we miraculously collided right into Dana and Co. Thus united, the five of us -- yours truly, Charlsea, Dana, Dana's boyfriend BJ, and a delightful Spanish girl named Clara who(m?) Dana had never met but decided to invite along for the week anyway because it was rumored she had Andrew Byrd on her Ipod -- set off to board our train. It would take too long to explain just how complicated that process was, having something to do with a wait list and a check-in sheet, two people booked into one bunk, all of us in different cars, and so on and so forth, but somehow we ended up all finding beds together (except for the man of the trip who graciously took the loner bed some ten cars away), and off we zoomed through the night accompanied by only a few wayward cockroaches per bunk, en route to Gangtok, capital of Sikkim state, where our free hotel awaited us.



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